Jessie Allen Smith was looking for love in all the wrong places, according to a report from KFOR in Oklahoma City.
The 27-year-old man had his eye on x-rated magazines and a $300 inflatable friend at Christie’s Toy Box on N. Perkins in Stillwater, Okla., according to police.
Store Manager Candace Gray said Allen was posing as a legitimate late-night customer.
Witnesses said Smith looked nothing like his recent mug shot.
Investigators said he made a pit stop at the Stillwater Walmart.
He went to the Halloween section, grabbed a stringy wig and used it as his disguise.
Moments after fleeing the store, Payne County deputies spotted him and gave chase.
The five-mile pursuit ended in a violent crash at 12th and Jardot.
“The truck sustained heavy damage and, as a result, the doll did not survive. She was just a casualty of circumstance,” Stillwater Police Sgt. Jeff Watts said.
A very stubborn Smith survived the collision and was hauled off to jail after two jolts from a tazer.
Police said they have all the evidence they need to convict including the knife, the wig and of course, one “deceased” blow up doll.